• 1/4 part of me: I want to be cute and delicate and have a petite body.
  • 1/4 part of me: I want to look smokin' hot and sexy in a bikini and have curves and a fuck you attitude
  • 1/4 part of me: I don't even care man I can totally eat all of that cake watch me
  • 1/4 part of me: I want to murder everyone and laugh as i bathe in their blood
#yeah #me

kingcitywitch:

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion

thenorsebros:

if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

#me

Elie Saab - Resort 2015

frowlic:

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

so amazing

frowlic:

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

so amazing

#wow
posted 1 day ago via anjelia3 with 259 notes

Oh, darling. Don’t you know I would never marry a man I didn’t both l o v e and d e s i r e?

posted 1 day ago via cheia · © citymod with 889 notes
citymod:

citymod:

Carrie, voiceover: That afternoon, the girls and I all decided to meet for lunch.Miranda: I just found out something kind of disturbing-Carrie: WELL I just met dis new guy, Irving! And I found out where he likes to cu-Miranda: My grandmother was an axe murderer.

Carrie, voiceover: Later that evening, I got to thinking about Miranda’s connection to the past. I wondered, could giving the axe to an ex be the perfect crime, or a BIG mistake?

citymod:

citymod:

Carrie, voiceover: That afternoon, the girls and I all decided to meet for lunch.
Miranda: I just found out something kind of disturbing-
Carrie: WELL I just met dis new guy, Irving! And I found out where he likes to cu-
Miranda: My grandmother was an axe murderer.

Carrie, voiceover: Later that evening, I got to thinking about Miranda’s connection to the past. I wondered, could giving the axe to an ex be the perfect crime, or a BIG mistake?

lovegud:

girls don’t like boys girls like well written female protagonists

#me

Rami Kadi Haute Couture F/W 2012-2013

mademoiselleviola:

elfogadunk:

(x)

Please note Sophie smacking Natalie’s bum repeatedly in the background.

and natalie just lets her, doesn’t even turn around

kingsoohyuk:

Georges Hobeika - Haute Couture F/W 2014/15

regina-mills:

In which Lana knows Regina doesn’t give a shit.

posted 3 days ago via -eliesaab · © gam-ora with 1,167 notes
Elie Saab - Resort 2015
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