The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry.
HER HAIR IS FINALLY DOWN
She looks… mature.
when i find myself in times of trouble
the 12th doctor comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
”she’s just experimenting” ”it’s a phase” ”she’s confused” ”can I watch?” ”can I join?” ”you’re a lesbian? that’s hot” *continues to hit on you* ”you’re bi? wanna threesome?” ”lesbian sex doesn’t count” ”girls only do it for boys attention” ”she just needs to find the right man” ”I can change your mind” ”if you use dildos that means you really just want dick”
Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow
Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.
One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.
CLARA: "AYO, DOCTOR, WHAT DID THE FIVE FINGERS SAY TO THE FACE?"
DOCTOR: "Wha -"
Actual Doctor Who canon.
what a beautiful day to not be in high school